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有关爆笑的英语笑话：Are you talking to me? 篇一

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn't it true,” hebellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.

“Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”

英语爆笑幽默笑话：Class, Lass and Ass 篇二

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,

so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.

A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

班级、情人和蠢驴

汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。

一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将class中的c擦掉，将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。

英语幽默笑话四：狗也知道这个谚语吗? 篇三

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

“It's all right,” said a gentleman, “don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs(www.haoword.com) don't bite?”

“Ah, yes,” answered the little boy. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，”一位先生“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”

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